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While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife
asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have
you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?" "No," said her
husband. She
gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3
or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down
into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up
bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He
took the crumpled $20 bill from her and smiled
approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen $50 all
crumpled up?” "Uh...
no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his
voice. She gave him another sexy little smile,
pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into
her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
crumpled $50 bill. He
took the crumpled $50 bill and started breathing a
little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000
dollars all crumpled up?” He
said, "No!" trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, "Check the garage."
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