Peter Burch
Elim Park (Cheshire) events
Cheshire Symphony Orchestra concert at Elim Park (Nelson Hall) on Monday, Jan. 30 at 7:30 pm. Features Hamp Pratt on French Horn.
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Fred Antonio has an art exhibit at Elim Park in the front entrance foyer until Jan. 31.

Herm Sochin
What did your hometown area look like according to Penny Postcards? Check out your old stomping grounds during those times. Click on the State and then on the County name to see old penny picture postcards from that area...pretty neat.
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Joe DeMaio
Why men have such big tool boxes.
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Bill Glick
Thinking about quitting smoking? Here's how.

Peter Burch
White Christmas. Here it is Folks! It is not Christmas without this one!
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Peter Burch
Greatest card trick ever!
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Joe DeMaio
     A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.  The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for  $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.
     The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?
     The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take the chance..."

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Match Up

Match each word in the left column with its synonym on the right. When finished, click Answer to see the results. Good luck!

Peter Burch
It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.
My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started...

Joe DeMaio

This is an alcohol test: If you pass it, you can keep drinking, if not, it's time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below

1. Click on the man’s nose
2. A new window will open - click on the man's nose again
3. For each time you successfully click on his nose, you can drink another glass of wine!!!

George Lucian

Poem by Kallan Doyon (George's granddaughter)

New Years Day, so much to start.
Live in a better way,With a kinder heart.

Help a charity or two, Shelters and more.
Even if you give just a few, You can help people galore.
 

There are goals to accomplish, Making people happy.
Fill a homeless person’s dish, And make it snappy.

Dewey Dow
     The recent marriage between Aunt Margie and Uncle Waldron was hardly made in heaven. A month after the wedding, Margie found out she couldn't stand Waldron, disapproved of him completely. Yet, she knew she would never leave him, out of duty--the duty to make his life as miserable as humanly possible.
     Uncle Waldron knew he was the weaker of the two. He did let himself get pushed around. One night, on being informed that he and Margie were going to the theater, was prodded into getting ready too fast, and in the middle of the first act realized he needed relief.
     As Waldron fidgeted continuously but was afraid to get up. Margie realized his predicament. "At the end of the act," she said, "find the men's' room. But don't be asking questions and calling attention to yourself. Even you should be able to find the place."
     Not Waldron. He kept opening one wrong door after another until he finally blundered into an opening with a little patch of woods. That was good enough. He relieved himself, found the aisle again, and squeezed in beside Margie.
     "Did the second act start yet?" he asked.
     "You ought to know," Marge snapped. "You were in it.