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Peter
Burch
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly
wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the
door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800
to drop that
towel.'
After thinking for
a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps
back up in the towel and
goes back
upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who
was that?'
'It was Bob the
next-door
neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about
the $800 he owes me?'
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